Honestly, could I be any cuter?

Working nights as a court jester takes a lot out of
me. Mom snapped this pic while I was deep asleep.

I found the book lacking in character development, and the plot was a little thin. However, the book was only four pages long and was about an orange fish. So I'll cut them a little slack. It is puffy though. I like puffy.

Well, I took the leap into "solids". Mom is supposed to give me a little bit of this stuff called prunes each day. At first I didn't care for it, but now, it's not so bad. At least the stuff I can successfully get in my mouth.

It's just mean. Once I figure out how to manipulate my arms and hands all this humiliation will come to an end.

Here I am, minding my own business, when I turn around to find Mom pointing that flashing device at me once again. She scared the crap out of me...literally. 

They still haven't found me.