Hello World!

Hello, my name is Caeden William Sullivan. I was born on July 6th 2006 at 10:57am. I decided to come out a couple weeks early because it was getting boring in Mom's belly. How long can you see the same stuff day after day? Anyways here are my stats: at birth I was 8 lbs. 15 ounces, but the nurses say that if I didn't pee on them right when I came out that I would have been 9 lbs even. I got a hearty laugh though when the pee started to fly and all it cost me was 1 ounce in weight. A fair trade I tell ya. I was also 21 1/2 inches long.

My name means "fighter" in Gaelic and that is certainly what I did when Mom tried to push me out. I lasted for seventeen hours (five hours of which Mom pushed) before the doctor cheated and broke out a giant suction cup. The stupid thing made me have a cone-head for a day. Luckily my dome went back to normal, but it is on the larger side. Dad keeps telling me it's to house my larger than average brain. I think that's what he tells himself because he has quite the squash too!

The doctor told Mommy that he was surprised she hadn't dropped the F-word the whole time she was pushing me out. That all changed during the last half-hour. When she finally did drop the F-bomb all the nurses clapped. Those are the nurses I peed on later. Hehe.

I just wanted to say hi to everyone because Daddy already introduced me to the Internet. I guess I will use this site to post different things at different times. I'll also use this site to post pictures of me and my adoring fans.

Talent Agents Please Read: I know I am the most adorable infant you have ever seen, but please back-off. My plate right now is full with sleeping, eating, and crying. When I free up some time I'll have my people call your people.

Until the next exciting installment.

Caeden